Here are my 14 favorite Search Terms That Users Typed Into Search Engines, According To My Stats Page, To Wind Up At My Site, Whether They Wanted To Or Not:
14. “how to hack shopliftwindchimes”
13. “falutin definition”
12. “turtle tongue”
11. “tina turner thunderdome cutout”
10. “remember the hot biscuits”
9. “reptiland”
8. “nekst door niki”
7. “manhattan bridge hobo”
6. “tatterdemalion in a sentence”
5. “rives poet wife”
4. “define thundering apoplexy”
3. “longest slug”
2. “go done get forgot”
and my favorite-of-the-month search term:
1. “french kissing the babysitter”
