28 August 2010
Pittsfield, Massachusetts

The Colonial is a grand old theater--or theatre I guess--and the dressing rooms have 20-foot ceilings. My ceiling had a tiny enticing trapdoor in it so I spent much of the time after my set looking around the backstage area for a ladder. That kind of thing is usually pretty easy to find backstage in a theater--or a theatre--but I got shut out. I bet John Philip Sousa found a ladder though. Barrymore certainly.

12 August 2010

What does "to get laid" mean? Then he says he did play with himself. What did he do? What did he think of while he did it?